- Why on earth is my mouth so dry? I feel I’ve eaten sand, I need water… water!
- How the hell did I manage to fall asleep with my clothes on?
- Wait, where are my keys?
- Phew, found them. Purse, keys, phone, check.
- How many drinks did I have? *starts replaying every drink over in your head and it all starts to make sense*
- SNAPCHAT STORY.
- Right, breakfast time.
- No chance, lay back down, the room is spinning.
- How much would it cost to have breakfast delivered?
- I am never drinking again.
- Is that blood in my hair?! Oh wait, just ketchup.
- I can still taste tequila.
- Finally – Mcdonalds breakfast, hungover food of the gods.
- I really need to wash my face, half stuck on false lashes are not a good look.
- OK, I’ve washed, eaten, it’s time to get dressed.
- Nope – I’m gonna throw up. Back to bed!
- My ankle hurts. Oh shit, did I fall over?
- I’ve ruined my liver. My body hates me, I am disgusting.
- If I had Mcdonlds for breakfast, can I have Chinese for tea?
What you think guys? Tell me it’s not just me!
